Emma

3/5 candy canes

There is no soft or comfortable part of this top that actually touches my skin; it is as if every string was specifically designed to drive the wearer insane. It is labeled as a medium, but could easily clothe two fully grown reindeer. Though I am obviously not fond of this tangle of 90% Acrylic and 10% Lurex yarn (whatever that is), I have to admit it is sort of a masterpiece. The sparkles force everyone to at least glance at this over-the-top statement piece of a shirt and the extra fabric leaves room for the inevitable consumption of a metric ton of food during the holiday’s feasts.